Dracula Bat Shaped Bag
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Dracula Bat Shaped Bag

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Selena drops her vinyl purse onto the table and waits. It only takes a second for the opposing counsel to make the connection, and the mixture of consternation and mirth on their faces is absolutely worth it. She loves showing up to settlement meetings with her black, bat-shaped bag sporting Bela Lugosi’s face. Dracula, the original bloodsucker. Selena, the bloodsucking lawyer. It’s funny in a cold, calculating way, but she thinks that the Vampire King would appreciate her humor. Judging by their mangled expressions, her colleagues do, too, although they’d never admit it except maybe under oath. But this is a settlement meeting, not a pre-trial one, so Selena takes a seat and shuffles her purse off the table and onto the floor where it—and its implications—are out of sight and out of mind. At least until they see the funds she’s demanding. Selena grins wickedly at the thought, her incisors glinting like fangs.